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Materiały :: Dział - Dowcipy
Dowcipy Zeglarskie :: Barka - Kapitan - "Profesjonalista"

Do not try this at home.Remember,
this is a professional captain:
The towboat is approaching the
bridge with barges loaded with
coal.This frame gives you an idea of how
fast the river is running. 
Obviously at or near flood stageOh CRAP!!!  The bridge did not open
and the boat cannot stop.  Notice
that the tug has released the
He is backing as hard as possible
to try and avoid a collision with
the bridge.
Cannot back down enough against the
current.Uh Oh!  The current has swung the
boat around sideways.The cook thinks maybe something is
not quite right.
The boss is going to be REAL mad!Uh... Boss?  Do we have flood
insurance on this boat?Uh.... Boss?  You are not gonna
believe what we just did!
She is low, but the flag is still
flying.The wheelhouse door and the door in
the second deck are now open. 
Look close at the bottom righthand
side of the picture and you will
see that the bridge guardrail is
Look at the water pouring out of
the second deck doorway.
The working deck is still
underwater, but rising.Notice anything unusual?  Look at
the smoke coming from the exhausts.
 This thing is running!!!
Notice the propwash at the rear of
the tug.  The boat is upright and
back under power. 

Ho Hum.  Just another day on the

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