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Materiały :: Dział - Dowcipy
 
Dowcipy Zeglarskie :: Barka - Kapitan - "Profesjonalista"

Do not try this at home.Remember, this is a professional captain: The towboat is approaching the bridge with barges loaded with coal.This frame gives you an idea of how fast the river is running. Obviously at or near flood stageOh CRAP!!! The bridge did not open and the boat cannot stop. Notice that the tug has released the barges. He is backing as hard as possible to try and avoid a collision with the bridge.
Cannot back down enough against the current.Uh Oh! The current has swung the boat around sideways.The cook thinks maybe something is not quite right.
The boss is going to be REAL mad!Uh... Boss? Do we have flood insurance on this boat?Uh.... Boss? You are not gonna believe what we just did!
She is low, but the flag is still flying.The wheelhouse door and the door in the second deck are now open. Look close at the bottom righthand side of the picture and you will see that the bridge guardrail is underwater.
Look at the water pouring out of the second deck doorway.
The working deck is still underwater, but rising.Notice anything unusual? Look at the smoke coming from the exhausts. This thing is running!!!
Notice the propwash at the rear of the tug. The boat is upright and back under power. Ho Hum. Just another day on the river.


  
 
 
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